It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was like eating out sand paper
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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