____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I wear drunk well.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize