Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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