Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Randomize
