it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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