Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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