I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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