Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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