Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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