I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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