What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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