This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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