Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wish life had little blips of pornography
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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