By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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