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I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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