I heard we made out
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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