Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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