C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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