you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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