If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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