i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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