you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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