Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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