I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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