Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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