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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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