Its about making memories worth repressing
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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