Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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