I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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