What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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