some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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