i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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