I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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