i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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