Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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