oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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