you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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