she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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