Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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