Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My bed smells like the plague
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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