my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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