I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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