forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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