My Higher Power is John Stamos
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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