He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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