ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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