white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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