CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
