And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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