He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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