I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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