Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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