This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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