Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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