Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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