a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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