white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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