I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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