It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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